1. H.R. 7637: The Refrigerator Freedom Act. My refrigerator can leave anytime it wants to.
2. H.R. 7645: The Clothes Dryers Reliability Act. My dryer works just fine. See #3
3. H.R. 7673: The Liberty in Laundry Act. No one wants to fold the laundry in my house. If this passes do I get free maid service. If so I vote yes.
4. H.R. 6192: The Hands Off Our Home Appliances Act. This is an epidemic here. No one wants to cook. Does this bill include a chef? Preferably not Italian. It gets my vote.
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