Just Politics

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1. H.R. 7637: The Refrigerator Freedom Act.
My refrigerator can leave anytime it wants to.

2. H.R. 7645: The Clothes Dryers Reliability Act.
My dryer works just fine. See #3

3. H.R. 7673: The Liberty in Laundry Act.
No one wants to fold the laundry in my house. If this passes do I get free maid service. If so I vote yes.

4. H.R. 6192: The Hands Off Our Home Appliances Act.
This is an epidemic here. No one wants to cook. Does this bill include a chef? Preferably not Italian. It gets my vote.

Consumer Reports has this all covered.